DE-Friended Thread

 

Billy Vector needs to ignore the fact that some of his women friends de-friend him over some internal dialogue that did not involve him in any conceivable reality.
19 hours ago · Comment · LikeJanet Green If they were true friends they will be back.
14 hours ago ·

Billy Vector It is really annoying to hurt somebody's feelings in their imaginary interactions......I feel like I should be able to head these things off........but that's way to much work over smoke.
12 hours ago ·

Janet Green I only smoke if I am on fire. ;-)
12 hours ago ·

W. Stuart Rose Don't feel bad, I've lost a few over the years myself. In fact, I may have contribued to the internal dialogue in the imaginary interactions which resulted in said loss of friends. Especially over smoke. But as the old saying goes, and to which I hold true, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." Seriously. Who wants a bunch of tightasses for ...
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12 hours ago ·

W. Stuart Rose And editors of ANY stripe suck prunes - our inner voices will not be constrained, edited, or silenced! We are the voices of a generation Billy. Our greatness knows no bounds, except those bounds which we choose to impose upon ourselves.
12 hours ago ·

Billy Vector Holy Shit Luther, you have a dream!
12 hours ago ·

Joanne Morlino I'm still your friend
11 hours ago ·

W. Stuart Rose Uh yeah! Ambien is great. You shoulda seen the dream I had last night, in fact. Cowgirls wearing chaps with nothing underneath, honey, a moonbounce, and handcuffs. Ambien rocks!
11 hours ago ·

Joanne Morlino I didn't think you needed Ambien for that
11 hours ago ·

W. Stuart Rose Personally, I'm wavering on the "still being your friend" part. My panties are firmly wedged into my crack/vajayjay, and I'm fuming at your smart mouthed attempts at gutter humor. Harumph!!! I will kindly let you know in the near future if we are even ABLE to continue our friendship, Mr. Offensive.
11 hours ago ·

Tavo Anna Conti You can approach the issue two ways, and two ways only, 1. "The dogs are barking Sancho, which means that we are moving" from Don Quixote, 2. How can you take Vector in any degree of seriousness?
10 hours ago ·

Billy Vector Yes. Rose is admittedly the voice of sanity in this Carvel. Somebody pass the Cookiepuss!
6 hours ago ·

Billy Vector Are you shure that wasn't Halford there in the Chaps? Drugs like Ambien can generate some rude awakenings. (You're in for surprise, your'e in for a shoooooaaaaack!)
6 hours ago ·

W. Stuart Rose Man I just had a 3 hour nap, and fuck if I didn't have some weird, albiet GREAT, fukkin' dreams. Seriously, that was fun. Only part that wasn't was the fat Black Widow with a huge abdomen that was walking across a board about 3 feet from where I was sleeping in a tool shed (in my dreams.) And having the feeling that I had several "passes worth" of spider web over my body. I kid you not, this was just a technicolor dream I awoke from not half an hour ago. Just in time for dinner. And look, I'm no voice of sanity, I'm a fucking cracked egg.....just like you guys. Definitely not the one to nominate to serve in the position of "voice of sanity." Except perhaps if we were all in an insane asylum.